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Dish Demotivational Poster


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week

SWEDISH GIRLS - Keeping it real since 1428.


TAGS: dishes
Rating: 4.27/5

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RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
it also looks like your going solo tonight, too... again...
know_it_all - December 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
no shit OP, that's what women r 4
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:47 am
Great idea, okay execution. It definitely needs a lot of dishes. I've never seen this anywhere, btw. I give it 4 lions; it's just shy of awesomely perfect.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:42 am
BTW, how many attempted tunnels did you have to reject after this was posted?
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:41 am
Ha! Yeah now that I visualize the kind of guy that would actually say this to his wife.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:39 am
The bad spelling makes it gold!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:34 am
Well, to whoever actually had the idea and took the picture, this is classic. Spelling notwithstanding. Maybe put some more dishes in the sink, but still...
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
If I recognize it, I reject it. Never saw this one. Funper won't enjoy the same fame twice.
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:31 am
so say to hear Mr. Random, was hoping orginal...oh well...thx again for heads up...still a pure genius piece of work,
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 2:29 am
I'd say I love this, but its not the first time I've seen it. But I don't really know the rules from bringing stuff here from other sites so meh.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:27 am
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:26 am
OK, EVERYBODY STOP: While this poster is SO close to being iconic, please don't act on your thoughts of leaving similar motifakes around the house for your women. B/C you can't stay at my house when you get kicked out. You'll have to fend for your selfs.
Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:15 am
Stumbled at the 5L finishing line
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:50 pm
This COULD have been truly epic. Excellent idea.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:29 pm
The spelling does make the whole thing laughable.
Sean - November 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
This poster kinda gives me an idea for the bedroom, no? Only the title won't be "DISHES" ... but it will be close to that. The text will be similar too. Though the spelling may in fact be worse.
giulio - November 28, 2009, 6:07 pm

WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power

Love, Dishes -

TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


TAGS: swedish girls alternative asian fetish
Rating: 4.8/5

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threebears - March 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
you forgot Norway...MUCH BETTER
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 3:46 pm
I'd take a nice girl... thoughtful, strong and caring. Regardless of race. How's that?
culos - February 24, 2011, 3:41 pm
But are they there for the taking? What makes you think they want you to take them? That's demotivational isn't it just?
blazingfirefox - February 24, 2011, 3:19 pm
i would take a swedish girl over asian girl any day
culos - February 24, 2011, 3:56 am
Although I can agree with the general sentiment of the poster I have to say you didn't use the finest specimens. I travel in Sweden a lot and let me tell you that this is like scraping the barrel.Only problem with Swedish girls is over-emancipation!
knuker - February 23, 2011, 7:49 pm
same, besides the swedish girls all like "old fish".
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:09 pm

think I will keep my Asian fever


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.

TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.


OH, HA HA - Very funny, guys!

REVENGE - Is not a cold dish, all you need is some sauce.

TAGS: dish revenge
Rating: 4.75/5

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MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes

Energy Star -


TAGS: combat dishes women fighting force thnx ag
Rating: 4.88/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 4:54 am
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:00 am

and speaking of mila jovavich i found a great porn site with tons of her early stuff. well...i'm off to bed now...after a quick stop at my fav porn site...olo
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:48 am
ba dum dum ching
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:47 am
Because she's dead?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:37 am
I don't know if the pilot does dishes but I know Brittany Murphy doesn't
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:35 am
The pilot.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am
the pilot or Brittany Murphy?
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am
Looks more like someone spliced Brittany Murphy and Mila Jovavich, or however her name is spelled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 12:31 am

does she do dishes?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:22 am
that looks like Brittany Murphy

PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!

TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

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Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr0n at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.

FROGS - France national dish since the Bronze Age



TAGS: man woman dishes whipped smart
Rating: 4.56/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 6, 2010, 9:29 am
LOL... and thanks to all.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 8:13 am

I had no idea RL was a woman....he always leaves the toilet seat up..
GreyScorpion - September 6, 2010, 8:12 am
you reffering to them, or you?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 8:06 am

as one of the few submitting women here, i think you're starting to find your niche.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 10:05 pm
actually, spell check was on the spot!
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 9:58 pm

omg...nice! 5 despite the lack of spell check.
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
very nice 5L

SWEDEN - I'm booking tickets, who wants to join me ??

SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.

Scandinavians -


WEDDED BLISS - Together as one Sharing love and all it brings And its your turn to do the dishes

CAREER BUILDER - lied to me about this job

TAGS: mom dishes
Rating: 3.45/5

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mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
hahaha... may seem crazy, but this is funny

TV -

TAGS: tv dish kill
Rating: 2.92/5

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Sho - June 26, 2010, 11:31 am
A .22 went through a wall and killed someone? Must have been attached with FMJ....
Chron139 - January 25, 2010, 4:06 pm
He'll never have to share the remote....
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 2:30 pm
No shit!

Dishwashers -

TAGS: dishwashers dishes kitchen work kp
Rating: 4.77/5

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CloudchaserS - May 24, 2013, 12:53 am
What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes.


EXHUSBAND'S PHONE MESSAGE - Hi Amy, I fixed your dishwasher this morning. Call me if it gives you any more problems.


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.


TAGS: food caterpillar success brazilian swedish
Rating: 4.19/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:28 pm
Ah the softcore days...I remember them well. 5L


THE LAST STRAW - getting rid of your flatmates month old pile of mouldy dishes all in one hit

Hick -

TAGS: swedish dance band sweden 70s swedes
Rating: 2.64/5

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GoForthAndDie - December 24, 2008, 6:09 pm
The lower-right guy looks like a ventriloquism dummy. And those outfits need to be burned. While they're still wearing them.

I WONDER... - What would be their signature dish ??

TAGS: golden shower wonder restaurant signature dish menu
Rating: 2.29/5

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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 1:08 pm
Except ones like this don`t work at all without a good funny line. Then you just have ones which rely entirely on the pic, where you could type dkfnajfe3 and it wouldn't take or give anything to the poster at all.
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Yeah, i hate these random, "hey look i found a funny on the internet" posters
CANADA - October 19, 2009, 1:01 pm
i wonder.... why do you post so much garbage?

Spicy Grandma! -

TAGS: dish menu chinese
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - October 20, 2013, 8:29 pm
Ralph Wiggum: This tastes like grandma. Chief Wiggum: Let me see that. It does taste like grandma!
Cannabal - October 20, 2013, 8:29 pm
Ralph Wiggum: This tastes like grandma. Chief Wiggum: Let me see that. It does taste like grandma!


TAGS: stop complaining sat tv dish walk
Rating: 4.62/5

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agdaniele - February 9, 2011, 6:28 pm
Slight thrust-to-weight miscalculation on the abduction attempt.

Prepared Horseradish -


TAGS: dishes men
Rating: 4.52/5

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Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:42 am


ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! - Who put the *&^% lima beans in the spam?!?


TAGS: vegetarians side dishes
Rating: 2.6/5

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Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
HaHa!!! Great Movie! "Why don't you say it in the microphone? I got a backup mike right here. And they don't like no feedback. What's up?"
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Ok... I'm off to the cuba cafe... back in a little. Someone try and stick around!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
Get her to sew THAT!
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
You know why they believed you? Its Christopher Walken. Go after him, and your children wake up the next morning missing an arm.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
Is that the blue hood that I left the "stain" on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
the Aggy Swastica....I have mixed feelings.....er.....I haven't washed my hood in a while....er....ummmm....er.......Heil Aggy?.....
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
LOL I told the cops that I got them from Christopher Walken, and they believed me. Go figure...
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
You too, produce?
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
Randon, that was ONE time. And, if I remember correctly, you were the one that sold me the ecstasy pills!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
It doesn't. Not from this angle, anyhow.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
This guy had a hard-on for me earlier too. did you ban him aggy?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Probably looks closer to your boyfriend.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:07 pm
I'm pleasantly surprised at the fact that Moo+ and Aggy refrained from saying this looked like my mom or girlfriend.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
That's all I needed! Thanks!
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
There is that better? Happy to oblige
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:49 pm
Last warning, sir.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
I pick the last person who pissed me off to ridicule, i can change it anytime givent he right provacation
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:37 pm
She's a dish I prefer on her side!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
heh heh heh...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 9:34 pm
One more word about my mom and I'm gonna kill the both of you.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Xopster... you need to choose a less provocational avatar.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:31 pm
This guy loooks like he is from the the Vega star system

GET - The Schytts!

Crowd -

TAGS: follow crowd asses swedish proverb
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 18, 2016, 6:57 am
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself


TAGS: arnold back childish collection savior
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 8, 2014, 3:01 am
Thank you my fellow wet man
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 7:49 am
Always love a monkeylove work. No fail

Moral Dilemma -

Rednecks -

TAGS: rednecks theories wives dishwasher loaded
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 5:40 pm
Umm....no idea what you mean *hiccup*
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
OMG! Even Jesus himself is powerless over the great Motifake! Thanks for the 2nd effort at the 5's appreciate it. Now where's that water I sent to be changed into wine....
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks concern, 1 outta 2 ain't bad. Creative, maybe. Clever...? Teehee.
concern3 - November 12, 2014, 4:57 am
Very funny Miss priss. You have a very clever and creative mind. I enjoy your poster
JesusWept - November 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
Hmm. Looks like my vote got lost during the server migration so here we go again: L L L L L

Salesmanship -

TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.75/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L

Who Is Hungry -

TAGS: oven popcorn deep dish pizza
Rating: 4.2/5

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GaryO - November 9, 2015, 3:11 am
I was thinking more like pizza